Are Common Man and
T-Bone going on tour? No. Do these two idiots know how to play any musical
instruments? Also no. Did we make a fake band t-shirt so these psychopaths can
live out their fantasy of being cool enough to rock the world with a kick-ass
album? Yes, as we kind of already regret it. 

This shirt is only being made once. (Today, here, now, the time you're reading
these words - this would be the aforementioned "once.") So, don't
miss out! But the good news is, we're printing these shirts custom, based on
the orders we get. So, we will not run out of your size. But, once we place the
order, your chance to get this shirt is, like Man and Bone's musical ability,
gone forever.

Click below to purchase
this shirt before it disappears for good - the deadline is Friday at midnight
Eastern.  Rock on and Go To Hell.